So your beloved boy has decided to rent a zombie movie, or take you out to see one. Don't worry! There is Zombie Movie etiquette and if you manage to follow the rules, you’ll probably end up enjoying yourself!
# Be a girl. It's very important to assert your femininity during a zombie movie with one or two well-placed comments. Keep it to a minimum. You want to remind him of your soul, not bludgeon him to death with a flaming bra.
Your first comment should be executed the first time a girl dies in the movie. He'll look your way, just to make sure you haven't passed out or started hating him yet. Make a face of sadness and say, "Well, that skirt is completely destroyed!"
Guy's Guide to Blow Jobs By David Martinez
I'm doing you a favor. I’d first like to say that I’m writing this with the intention of being informative as opposed to humorous, condescending or overly sexual. Apparently (and I learned this through a long discussion with several females) finding information about this is difficult and the readily available kind is always written by a female, on a gaudy porn site, or confusing. Also, to my surprise, I've learned (pay attention, guys) that the biggest reason girls don’t provide more oral sex is that they’re not exactly sure what to do and most guys feel too awkward directing them on how best to do it.
Before we move on I’d like you to keep in mind that this is a general guide on what to do and preferences vary from person to person. This guide is also based on a “pure business” blow job because, while fooling around and foreplay is good and fun, a guy just wants to orgasm.
The end.
Eye of the Beholder By David Martinez
If there is one thing that I know it's that men and women have totally different ways of seeing things. Included in these alternate perceptions is the idea of what is attractive. While it seems logical that a heterosexual male would have an alternate opinion than a heterosexual female there is still some discord. From time to time I hear, see and talk to girls who have a distorted idea of what makes a female cute/attractive. And though we can argue about females dressing up for themselves we all know its mostly to appear attractive to male. So why is it that certain trend continue to persist in the female mind.
Here's a few things women think is cute/attractive that really isn't.
