If Kisses Were Bullets...

A Sick Romance Novel

by H.X. Sin

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Barnes and Noble

and

Amazon

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www.middlemuse.com

www.hxsin.com

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Though you probably won't like the book anyway.

What The Book Is About

If Kisses Were Bullets... works its way through the history of the main character. We read from his perspective as love and life cut him short. Like the police and everyone around him we wonder if there was something in his past that could have created a brutal serial killer or was he in the wrong place at the wrong time or are his paranoid delusions real and he's being set up?

I’m caught off-guard as Alisa pushes me against the wall.
I try to think of her as my sister because I’d only let a sister get
away with something like this, a very sexy sister.
I disturb me.
Alisa has never bothered to dance around my celebrity.
It’s the only kind of assistant I’d have.
“You have no tact,” Alisa says.
“I’ll just have to woo her until she learns that I’m not as
bad as I seem. When in reality she’s changed me into a better
man. We’ll fall in love and get married.”
“That only happens in the movies,” Alisa says.
“That’s what she wanted, she came here with those hopes
and I’m the one responsible? I have to waste my time with tact?
I’m sorry if Hollywood has presented us with a confusing reality.”
“We don’t need jokes out of you.”
“Who’s joking? I’m only saying what I want in a humorous
way.”
“That’s just it,” Alisa jabs a finger in my chest, “you only
say what you want.” Alisa storms off to somewhere.
I’m yelling after her, “If I’m not talking for myself who am
I? Whose words should I be saying? This old hags?” I point to my publicist.
“Why say anything to anyone if you’re going to be an asshole?”

How The Book Came To Exist

If Kisses Were Bullets... is partly based on a true story. It took H.X. several years to complete and when he was done he knew that getting the book published would be difficult. He refused to change it to make it more "saleable" according to the big publishers.

"There are too many interconnected and tightly packed elements to change anything and besides f#*$ them"
- H.X. Sin

It took several more years and some good friends before the possibility of getting the book published came into view. Middle Muse Publishing was launched with the sole purpose of reaching out to other writers like H.X. who had written a good story but would never see their books in print due to difficult marketability.

The narrator is a character you'll love to hate.